Rory v1.0 Discontinued

So I'm starting to believe that this whole Peace Corps thing isn't a joke anymore... It kinda feels like it's for real. It kinda feels like it's going to start tomorrow. Hmmmm...

Well Folks, Rory v1.0 has very much enjoyed knowing you, talking with you (in english) and being your friend. We are very excited to start production on Rory v.2.0, post peace corps and upgraded. It will be a long upgrade, one that will surely have many versions before our successful launch of v.2.0 due to be released in late August 2011. You might have opportunities to speak to various versions along the way, but rest assured that v2.0 will be better than ever upon its release date. Starting tomorrow we release Rory v.1.01 - it is undoubtly going to be a terrified, quivering and anxious version. Some of it's upgrades include: very basic and crude understanding of Bulgarian, larger eyes on a swiveling neck that simply have to look at everything around, a camera in which many pictures will be taken and a diaper (because we anticipate an involuntary releasing of bowels upon landing in Bulgaria).

So Rubi is gone. She found a good home. In fact, I couldn't have asked for a better person to buy her. His name is Corey, he had a beard, he loves Jeeps and plans to offroad. He is also going to continue calling her Rubi. Maybe he will give me a ride in a few years...

In a few minutes, I am headed to a Cubs game with my parents and the sis, Molly. The weather is perfect, sunny and like 65. Then post Cubs victory, we are headed to WWE Judgement Day!! I have never been, nor really ever watched, wrestling. But I figured what better way than to celebrate my last day in America for a while? WWE. Perfect. And the whole family is going. It will be epic.

So Rory 1.0 is soon to be dead - the upgrade will be long, confusing, exciting, hard, fun, meaningful, challenging, different and life changing. But hopefully you all keep in touch.

It's off to start my last day in the US for a while.

Next post might take a while. I doubt I'm going to be near the internet for a bit. But I'm sure the stories will start getting interesting...

Farewell!